Rude food?
22 02 2008
I was making dinner tonight and asked the Other Half to peel me a few carrots. She obliged and this one was the first she passed to me, insisting as she did that it’s not at all rude in any way, shape or form. Of course not, it’s just a carrot with shoulders. We don’t do rude food or vegetable porn here…
my mum grew a tomato that was perfectly normal in shape and size except for what resembled a tiny erect penis growing out of the side of it.
I agree that it’s not rude. It’s obviously the shape of an early Saxon axe head. Some people have a one-track mind.
I wish all carrots looked like this. The world would be a better place.
Uh, how big is that?
Someone had to ask! About eight inches…